For Sale
$ 1,025,000 - Lowest ever interest rates, fill your boots
Townhouse/villa

2/

422

Hawthorne Road,

Bulimba

QLD

4171

For Sale

2/

422

Hawthorne Road,

Bulimba

QLD

4171

$ 1,025,000 - Lowest ever interest rates, fill your boots
Townhouse/villa
Listing No : 1741
Posted on 07-Apr-2021
Internal Area (sqm) : 190
Total Size (sqm): 260
Outrageously Large Modern Townhouse
I’m not a fan of staging and I’m a minimalist so the place is already clutter free.
This ad is meant to be lighthearted so let’s have a laugh at the same time.

Completed August 2019. 4 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom, 1 garage, 1 carport with the ability to convert into a garage.
The size of this townhouse is comparable to most 4 bedroom homes. It’s got enough bathrooms to run a hostel.
All rooms fits a queen bed and desk comfortably; I'm not going to trick you with those under-sized staging beds.

Dual Miele Ovens - I don’t know why you need 2 ovens unless you are feeding a school but the self cleaning mode is worth every cent.
Miele Induction Cooktop - Cooking is already hard enough but now I have 4 burners that heats up extra fast so you need to cook even faster.
Miele Dishwasher - Eco mode uses only 6.5lts of water so you feel better about having a rain shower head.
Butler’s Pantry - This is for people that doesn’t like using their oversized Caesarstone Benchtop.
Caesarstone Benchtop - This thing is so big that everytime I make a little bit of a mess, I have to run a marathon to clean the whole thing.
Concealed Toilet - Let’s play a game of “who’s going to ask me where the toilet is?”
3-way Bathroom - You can choose to shower, poop or brush your teeth.
Plentiful Storage - There are so many cupboards and drawers that I lose things.
Daiken Aircon - Each room has its own controller to help waste power.
Lights Dimmers - In what world does a dimmer cost $60! This is a value add from me as I don't want my guests sleeping under the sun.
12 sqm Balcony - Why does it need to be so big? Good place to setup a 10-man tent.
Large Courtyard - High quality artificial turf. Whose got time to mow the lawns?
Master Walk-in - If you like consumerism, you wont be disappointed.
Master Bathroom - Rain shower head with 2 sinks so you can spend your weekend cleaning the sink you don't use.
Master Curtains - I might leave these over-priced $1,100 curtains with external sheers; they make the room feel like a hotel.

BodyCorp - $1,001.00/6-months
BCC Rates - $333.25/qtr
Urban Utilities - $198.09/qtr

Owner Occupiers - You are paying the equivalent of $389.65/week rent to live here. You can get flatmates to pay $389.65/week and you will be living rent free. Every extra cash will go towards your principle.
Investors - I'll be happy to rent the place for a year

Before you view the property, you need to have a good imagination as it has 260sqm of usable space. My neighbour has an 8 person dining table whereas I have an $60 Officeworks desk with 4 chairs.
Other Features:
Air condition
Built-in wardrobes
Dishwasher
Local School Catchments:
Bulimba State School
Balmoral State High School
Public Transport:
Ferry 14mins walk
Bus 5mins walk - 230, P231, 232, 235
$12 ride share
Energy Rating:
Locals don't just call it the “Bulimba Bubble” for no reason.
Go for a walk any time of the day, It'll be full of soccer mums sipping $10 lattes

House Inspection

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This listing was first posted on:

07 Apr 2021

This listing was last updated on:

07 Apr 2021

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Bulimba State School
Balmoral State High School
Ferry 14mins walk
Bus 5mins walk - 230, P231, 232, 235
$12 ride share
Locals don't just call it the “Bulimba Bubble” for no reason.
Go for a walk any time of the day, It'll be full of soccer mums sipping $10 lattes

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Listing No : 1741

House Inspection

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This listing was first posted on:

07 Apr 2021

This listing was last updated on:

07 Apr 2021

2 Comments

2 Comments

  • Sams
    6 days ago

    This is weird that comments are for all to see. I’ve added stock photos for now but it will gradually be updated once I figure out how to use my phone

  • Emma
    6 days ago

    Any photos?

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